We are seeking a “Lion Whisperer” to capture a crazy lion that’s lurking around the office. The ideal candidate will be able to:
- Dart around quickly
- Wrestle deadly animals
- Make a decent pot of coffee
We are looking for a teeny tiny person who can drive the Hedger Corp. corporate car. The ideal candidate will:
- Be unbelievably small
- Look cool enough to drive a green sports car
- Understand the basic rules of the road. Red means stop, green means go, etc.
- Out-run a Hot Wheels police car, if needed
Employees wait for a driver to be hired.