Productivity contest is in final stretch

It’s Friday, and the employees continue to vie for “Most Productive Employee of the Week.”

Chachi hasn’t been all that productive per se, but he did buy a tie.

He told me the tie makes him feel very corporate, and he’s been striking “corporate poses” (his words) all week. I told him there’s really no such thing as a corporate pose, but he ignored me.

Meanwhile, Sue’s been up to something in her cube. No one has any idea what she’s doing. The only thing we know is that it involves wood. A lot of wood.

That’s the update for now. I’ll review everyone’s productivity and announce the winner on Monday…