Unicorn Tears and an Unexpected Note

Was it good news that Sue’s new car would only run on moonshine and unicorn tears?

No.

No it wasn’t.

But did she wallow in self-pity or cry out, “This is ridiculous! Forget the van! I have better things to do than search for moonshine and make a unicorn cry!”

No. She did not.

I mean, my God, she should have. Jeez! But instead, she decided to tackle the unicorn issue first.

She and her van driver spent hours visiting really weird websites–no doubt infecting the Hedger Corp network with countless new viruses–until finally they found a man named “The Unicorn Chaser.”

They made arrangements to meet him down at the local coffee shop.

Meanwhile, Bob and Ann were walking to their cubicles when they noticed something strange in the hallway. It looked like… a giant note?

Indeed it was a note. From ME.

Hmm. Well, that was unsettling.

And what did GET READY even mean? Get ready how? And for what?

Bob immediately dropped into plank pose, to begin toning his muscles and strengthening his core.

Ann just stood there, and let waves of anxiety wash her away to an unhealthy mental state.

Next: What will Sue learn from the Unicorn Catcher? What is the “big change” that is coming? Stay tuned…