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Lion Whisperer

We are seeking a “Lion Whisperer” to capture a crazy lion that’s lurking around the office. The ideal candidate will be able to:

• Dart around quickly
• Wrestle deadly animals
• Make a decent pot of coffee

The lion

Tiny Driver

We are looking for a teeny tiny person who can drive the Hedger Corp. corporate car.  The ideal candidate will:

• Be unbelievably small
• Look cool enough to drive a green sports car
• Understand the basic rules of the road. Red means stop, green means go, etc.
• Out-run a Hot Wheels police car, if needed

Employees wait for a driver to be hired.